The letters "IRTNOG" come from an E. B. White story, where people stopped reading books and started reading digests instead, and then digests of digests, and then super digests where a 500-page novel was cramed into a few short paragraphs. Finally, some enterprising linguist devised a mathematical formula that would condense the entire intellectual and emotional impact of a book into a single word. It spit out the word "Irtnog" when he ran a day's worth of writing through it, and the word "Efsitz" for the next day's. Of course, by this point in time, no one was reading real books, and a utopia began....

When a "cool" domain name was required, we were able to beat all other E. B. White fans to the punch and register this one in September 1999. (Although some luser grabbed the ".com" and parked it. What an ass.)

You may contact the system administrators via email, the parcel post, or by telephone.

You may contact the system administrators via email at admin@irtnog.org. Mail delivery issues should be reported to postmaster@irtnog.org, while mail abuse should be reported to abuse@irtnog.org. General network abuse should be reported to security@irtnog.org. Other RFC 2142 addresses will deliver to the appropriate mailboxes (such as webmaster@irtnog.org).

If something has gone horribly awry, you may write the system administrators can at:

    8711 Simpson Court
    Mason, OH 45040

(NOTE: All Letter Bombs will be returned to sender.)

Or you may contact the system administrators by telephone at:

    +1 (513) 293-2484

(NOTE: $2.00 per minute. Updated EVERY Monday Morning!! Children under 18 MUST have their parents Permission!)